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Oh to have the bone structure of Olivia Palermo, it's the type of thing dreams are made of. I may not have a face you could shred lemons with but I am feeling inspired by her hair. And so I want to share something with you; I, Bean, have decided to get a haircut...
That's right people, you heard it here first!!! After years (literally years) of cultivating a shaggy, I live in sand and am inspired by Hagrid mop, I have decided to get my hair cut off. It's time I started looking more like a respectable adult who you would want to pay a halfway decent wage to. I know, I know, I'm giving in to 'the man', man. But needs must. As soon as I have the funds, the hair is gone!
To all of you who find this news distressing, I am considering auctioning off locks of hair. I know some of you have grown quite attached to the stuff over the years, more so than me even. It's kinda wierd tbh...
That's right people, you heard it here first!!! After years (literally years) of cultivating a shaggy, I live in sand and am inspired by Hagrid mop, I have decided to get my hair cut off. It's time I started looking more like a respectable adult who you would want to pay a halfway decent wage to. I know, I know, I'm giving in to 'the man', man. But needs must. As soon as I have the funds, the hair is gone!
To all of you who find this news distressing, I am considering auctioning off locks of hair. I know some of you have grown quite attached to the stuff over the years, more so than me even. It's kinda wierd tbh...
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